Rick Dutch

So, did you memorize any of the cheesy lines from part 1? Did you playfully use them?  Good! And did you make the ladies laugh?

Here is a new batch for you to play around with!  Have fun!

26. I’ve been trying to meet a person like you for hours.
27. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
28. Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don’t get a date this weekend,
she’s putting me up for adoption.
29. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
30. Excuse me but I’m doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in
finding the true meaning of marathon?
31. Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.
32. Darling, you haven’t changed a bit since our divorce.
33. Fine! And you?
34. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
35. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met…today.
36. You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.
37. Just where do those legs end?
38. What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them?
39. You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.
40. The best of me is behind me.
41. The girl I’m with, oh, she’s my sister.
42. Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
43. Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?
44. Can I be your slave for tonight?
45. Be different, say yes.
46. I’m in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?
47. We voted you “The most Beautiful Girl Here” and the grand prize is me.
48. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.
49. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here
after.
50. Motel spelled backward is letom.

Now GO OUT THERE! And make some ladies smile!

Rick Dutch

Ok, so i hear this OVER AND OVER AGAIN…and again…and over again…

“Bro…she’s looking at me, i think she likes me…she’s smiling at me…i want to go over there to talk to her but…I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY?!”

Well, let me tell you my friend, you are one lucky bastard!

I ran through some oldschool material i had lying around here and i found the solution to the problem you might have…beeing lost for words when you see that hotty sitting over there.

I have this HUGE list of “Lines” you could use to open a conversation, they are not the ones i would use but hey, if you have no idea what to say…might aswel use these!

These are the 1st 25 of the cheesy “pickup lines” i will put up here…and make sure to come back for more as i have HUNDREDS of them! And yes, i will out them all up here.

(And make sure you film when using these, i would love to see the reactions of your targets, lol)

1. I’m sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3. May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
4. I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? “Hi!”
5. Excuse me, I think it’s time we met.
6. Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle
someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
7. You’re the one I’ve been saving this seat for.
8. Where we supposed to meet for dinner?
9. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?
10. Gosh, you’re pretty.
11. You’re very easy on the eyes.
12. Your smile is like sunshine.
13. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
14. You are the reason men fall in love.
15. Do you have room in you life for a new friend?
16. I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a
good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?
17. You know, I’m not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
18. There is more than what meets the eyes.
19. I’m sensing the intense feelings you have for me…is it my cologne?
20. I would say I like you, but you’d think I was trying to pull a fast one.
21. What can I do to make you mine?
22. I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
23. You should be someone’s wife.
24. If he doesn’t show, I’ll be right over here.
25. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you.

Have fun trying them out, just for fun sake

And make sure to come back for more, i will post a batch of 25 new ones every week!  YAY!

Good Luck,

Rick Dutch.