Rick Dutch

Ok, so i hear this OVER AND OVER AGAIN…and again…and over again…

“Bro…she’s looking at me, i think she likes me…she’s smiling at me…i want to go over there to talk to her but…I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY?!”

Well, let me tell you my friend, you are one lucky bastard!

I ran through some oldschool material i had lying around here and i found the solution to the problem you might have…beeing lost for words when you see that hotty sitting over there.

I have this HUGE list of “Lines” you could use to open a conversation, they are not the ones i would use but hey, if you have no idea what to say…might aswel use these!

These are the 1st 25 of the cheesy “pickup lines” i will put up here…and make sure to come back for more as i have HUNDREDS of them! And yes, i will out them all up here.

(And make sure you film when using these, i would love to see the reactions of your targets, lol)

1. I’m sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.
2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3. May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
4. I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? “Hi!”
5. Excuse me, I think it’s time we met.
6. Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle
someone with a Kamikaze one-liner.
7. You’re the one I’ve been saving this seat for.
8. Where we supposed to meet for dinner?
9. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?
10. Gosh, you’re pretty.
11. You’re very easy on the eyes.
12. Your smile is like sunshine.
13. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
14. You are the reason men fall in love.
15. Do you have room in you life for a new friend?
16. I just moved into the building and I was wondering if you could recommend a
good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?
17. You know, I’m not just an interesting person, I have a body, too.
18. There is more than what meets the eyes.
19. I’m sensing the intense feelings you have for me…is it my cologne?
20. I would say I like you, but you’d think I was trying to pull a fast one.
21. What can I do to make you mine?
22. I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
23. You should be someone’s wife.
24. If he doesn’t show, I’ll be right over here.
25. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you.

Have fun trying them out, just for fun sake

And make sure to come back for more, i will post a batch of 25 new ones every week!  YAY!

Good Luck,

Rick Dutch.