Yes, here they are again, the Cheesy Pickup Lines! Ive had several
emails of people actualy using the stupidest ones…and they loved it! GOOD FOR YOU GUYS! Much respect your way, test this stuff out just for fun sake!
25. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you.
26. I’ve been trying to meet a person like you for hours.
27. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
28. Hey, I need your help! My mother says if I don’t get a date this weekend,
she’s putting me up for adoption.
29. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
30. Excuse me but I’m doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in
finding the true meaning of marathon?
31. Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.
32. Darling, you haven’t changed a bit since our divorce.
33. Fine! And you?
34. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
35. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met…today.
36. You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.
37. Just where do those legs end?
38. What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or did you buy them?
39. You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.
40. The best of me is behind me.
41. The girl I’m with, oh, she’s my sister.
42. Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
43. Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?
44. Can I be your slave for tonight?
45. Be different, say yes.
46. I’m in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?
47. We voted you “The most Beautiful Girl Here” and the grand prize is me.
48. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.
49. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here
after.
50. Motel spelled backward is letom.
Have fun with them!
Rick Dutch
